Late Night Procrastination Musings

okay so i had to post this
*doesn't feel like capitalizing anything*

right now it's about three in the morning and i have to be in school in like four hours. i did none of my homework (except for my french culture project) and i barely started my world history homework that was due last week.
but what am i doing instead?
staring at picture of logan miller.
but here's the thing.
it isn't logan miller.

lemme backup.
on mni (yes, mni reference again), i joined an rp (roleplay, look it up) that called for using a picture of someone to be the model for what your character looks like (the character image is called a playby). so for my playby i decided that logan miller would be a decent person to use. i look up pictures of him on google image and come across this picture. and now i'm thinking "holy shit, this can't be logan miller! it looks nothing like him!"
first reaction was "text stacy"
so we're both freaking out and all like, "he is freaking hot!" and squealing like we hormonal teenagers do when crossing a hot specimen of the other gender. all the while i'm comparing it with this picture, just to make sure that they were the same person. if you look really closely, they do have the same lips and the same nose and even the same chin. and while i'm convincing myself the whole time, "oh yeah, this is logan miller," there is a single name that kept floating at the back of my head.
alex evans. alex evans. alex evans. alex evans.
at the time of finding that picture, i did think that it looked far too much like alex evans, i just couldn't remember his name at the time. i've only heard of him once from a girl on mni that i haven't talked to in a really long time (man... i miss that chick).
anyway, awhile ago i'm like, "man, there is no way in hell that those two people can be the same" so i check the photobucket account that has it on there and look at the comments.
lo and behold, it was alex evans, not logan miller.

i was kind of disappointed, honestly, because i was thinking "dude, if some guys just straightened their hair more often, they would be hotter... or at least cuter, depending on the person" (example one leads to ross, who looked like some gay surfer when he had curly hair). but now the dream is crushed of logan miller being hotter with straight hair (but hey, you never know. he might be).
so with a crushed spirit now, i plan on telling stacy how i was bamboozled by the internet (damn!). no doubt that when i tell her she'll be like, "who's alex evans?" and i'm going to have to come up with an answer right? i mean, i have heard of the dude i should know who he his at least. but i've heard of so many things (mainly being male model, internet celebrity, just another famous emo dude) that i had to look him up for a concrete answer.
so far, all i'm getting from my search is "internet celebrity"

now i'm wondering, "how the hell did some random dude out of nowhere get to have the status of internet celebrity?"
no need for an answer why though. i mean, he's every girl's dream guy. for one he's hot. and number two he's hot. what more could you need? i certainly have reasons as to why i would be attracted to him
- he's canadian
- french is his native language (that's hot to me)
- he's a photographer
- he writes
and a bunch of other stuff off his site that i can't remember.
but i'm wondering how he got to be so famous. i mean, he's just a dude. it's not like he's some hilarious person on youtube, because that's totally different. i can see how people become famous on youtube. but as far as i know, alex evans started out with just a blog. how could some random canadian kid who practically had to teach himself english go from faceless to famous (at least with a certain crowd of people)? that's what perplexes me. is there some sort of secret formula that i'm missing? i personally don't want to be famous (unless it involves mega monies), but i always wonder how certain people got so popular.
i mean, not counting pop artists. that's quite obvious (usually).
but another good example is leda (idk her last name. i just know her name is leda and she's dating nathan owens). i know she has a youtube account and whatnot, but after looking at some of her videos she is not interesting. sure she's pretty, but that's pretty much all she's got going for her.

so now i can't help but wonder if people always flock towards the gorgeous emo/scene kids, because that's basically what leda and alex are labeled as.
i know what you're thinking: "but gemmie! you like those kind of people!"
shh. i know i like those kinds of people. i've always been attracted to them. i mean, that's what attracted me to destery, but he's freaking hilarious so he's got more than just looks going on for him. but lately it seems like all you need to get famous is to be really really hot or just a generally hot scene kid.
"wanna be famous? you must fill all required fields
- hot
- scene/emo/goth/skater/punk. as long as you wear a lot of black and skinny jeans, you're in
- be a guy with side bangs (if you are allegedly scene/emo/goth/skater/punk, we can automatically assume that you have side bangs, but this is just in case. also, we would prefer males, as they tend to crop up a higher fan base)
if you are a girl:
- nerdy. hot nerds get more attention, as those ugly nerds sitting on their fat asses at home who don't already have a boner at the mere sight of you, will most likely get into a massive erection just short of an orgasm upon discovering your nerd side. being "nerdy" includes being a fangirl of at least pokemon and zelda.
talented need not apply"
i'm sorry about that last part. i was totally thinking of destery humour upon writing that >_>
but it's true, eh?

either way, i'm pretty sure stacy will be somewhat disappointed by the fact that logan miller is not alex evans. i know i am.

and that, my friends, was my entire spiel that took like an hour to write because i just do not want to do my world history homework. (in case you can't do proper math, it is now four am) i refuse to do this mind numbing crap that is forced onto my teacher, which in turn is forced onto us!
it's better than a freaking paper on malcom x that connects to to kill a mockingbird, though.
but then that's better than a huge ass project that would take five weeks to finish.

anyway...
i put up a poll (finally) on the side where they used to be. this one is autobot vs decepticon. you should vote :]

shoutout to kat, who called me out on having a really weird accent via twitter.
i'm sorry if i sound weird on video! i'm not canadian, you know! ;_;
i still plan on having that accent off, though. my southern accent can kick your britsh accent's ass!
it'll be a classic red forman impersonation move.


TWGS ♥
omgz! the only capitalized letters in this entire post! holy shilzzle crackers!
on a side note, for some reason my computer shows my hearts to be like an e with trema accent marks over them (yeah, learned that from french. i'm not entirely sure if that's the same in english, too). anyone else see that? let me know! ^_^