Okay, well that may be somewhat of a lie. There are times when my writing muse flows out of me like the energy in an Enlightened person's chakras (Avatar reference! hehehe). For a month in grade eight all I would do is write poems (crappy poems, but poems nonetheless). Now I don't even write anything close to stanzas conveying deeper meanings on my musings of life.
Honestly, I think it's English this year that beat the crap out my writing muse. Every time I try to start writing something it takes me awhile to compose something of decent structure. Before I know it, I've been writing and rewriting the same sentence for two hours. Then I go back and look at whatever the hell it is I'm writing at the moment I realize it's a piece of crap. Usually it takes a few months, maybe a year or two, for me to go back and say, "Wow. This is complete and utter shit." Now it's only taking me an hour to realize this.
Spongebob fish guy is cooler than Shuttlecat.
Unfortunately I couldn't find the other meme because Google images is being stupid.
That's why I think I'd be better off hosting a radio show of sorts. Kind of like Hot Donna on WTMZ (is that the acronym? XD) Or, if you're a dork like me, like Adam and Dave with their Mano y Mano segment.
But then again, it takes a while for me to come up with something REMOTELY funny.
I seriously don't know how the people on Whose Line is it Anyway can do improv.
(I'll have you know it took me awhile to make this one!)
I could start making videos, though....... but that requires way more work than just sitting here and typing. So no to videos!
Nope. My answer is still no.
I just feel sorry for you guys (all 0 of you nameless bastards). It is because of this inability to write that I am unable to send my delightful mouth shit through the form of words and send it to your eyes. But me trying to blog has more to do with the internet being so fucking distracting. No really. I spent a good two hours being distracted by DesandNate dedicated blogs because I didn't feel like making that comic-type-thing... whatever the hell those are called.
In the end, you guys are the one with the most to lose for my lack of muse.
Hey, I said I'm sorry! At least you're not the one that's going to get hurt in this whole situation. My computer is.
I'm sorry. That was WAY too tempting to not put on here. Eli's rage is funnier in gif form. PLUS IT'S MUNRO/THOMAS CHAMBERS' 21ST BIRTHDAY TODAY! :D
I love tumblr :P
Yet I don't have one... >_> <_<
And somehow, I still manage to spend hours on it laughing at all the gifs I find XD
Anyway, my left pinky is getting cramped. It is currently 5 o'clock am the next day. My friend and I have managed to get over 100 comments on her status since 2am. I think I'm going to go stalk some Degrassi blogs :D
I'm sorry for making you read my incoherent blathering, but like I said. It's 5am. I'm hungry.
OH and two really funny Avatar pics I found lying in my photobucket that I forgot about :P
*cough*
I'm sorry. Did you expect the crazy blue people? Well too bad. I don't roll that way. No one is as awesome as the ORIGINAL Avatar.
Anyway... Night. Er, morning I guess, for those of you who aren't me and sleep at night. Which is pretty much all of you.
Losers.
TWGS ♥
