Yo.
So I haven't been blogging in way more than a month.
Why?
Because my life is completely, utterly dull. Nothing interesting worth repeating has happened, and if anything has happened then I'm sure I've made a way to make the event very dull in my mind.
Like on the 31st my sister was throwing a party for my nephew's birthday and my niece's baptism, and I slept through half of the entier thing.
And then on the next day we went to Navy Pier and yet I spent the entire length of it helping my dad babysit the kiddos.
Yup, it's quite pitying. Especially since my school year starts a week from tomorrow and I feel like I've done NOTHING at all this summer.
Seriously, did summer of 2010 really exist? It feels like it's only been a week long. And I seriously did like, NOTHING. AT ALL. But I blame myself for being a lazy ass procrastinator.
Anyway, if you're looking for a certain reason for me to be posting, you're not going to get one. I just pretty sure you all missed me. ^_^
But I really don't have anything to write about anyway, so I'm gonna give you all a list to enjoy!
Things You Should All Know Before You Talk To Me.
1.) I. Am. DEAF. Seriously, don't even try to get my attention unless you're like three feet away from me. Don't even try to get my attention at all when I have my headphones in because it's always on ear-splitting levels. If you want to get my attention, you'd do best at throwing a shoe at me. And even if you are talking like, right in my face, I probably still can't hear you unless you talk clearly and loud enough. Plus, if I try to talk to you from across the room, too, I'm probably talking REALLY loud. It comes with the whole being deaf thing, so just don't talk to me unless you want to repeat yourself a bunch of times or be overheard.
2.) I am also blind. If you want to bring my attention to something in the distance, I most likely won't be able to see it unless it's bold and obvious. Of course, I can see things that matter to me (like people wearing band tees or cute guys in the distance) but it will take some time for me to find it. So please, for the love of God, don't try to make me see something unless it's either hilarious or something that I probably care about.
3.) If I'm reading a book, don't even TRY to talk to me unless you want to get snapped at. Especially if it's an incredible book that I've been keeping my nose in at every possible chance. So if you see the words "Maximum Ride," "Hunger Games," "Harry Potter," or anything else I might be holding that looks like a sci-fi book or something I haven't taken my eyes off of in awhile, just walk away.
4.) I also happen to be perverted. Not in the "look up your pants" kind of way but in the always hilarious "That's What She Said" way. I can most likely find a TWSS joke in anything you say, even in the most subtle sayings, so if you hate when people get all immature about all that, then choose your words VERY VERY carefully around me and proceed with caution.
5.) There is the offchance that I just don't want to talk to you at all. Or anyone as a matter of fact. I am what people usually call "a loner." I enjoy my own quiet solitude and absolutely hate, hate, hate being in huge groups of more than three people. And with certain people, I just don't like being around anyone at all. Now, I hate facing things alone, but that's quite different from wanting to have some alone time for 15 hours a day (or possibly even more). That's why I'm an insomniac - because the world is quiet and I like how no one bothers me at that time.
6.) I have ADD. I can't pay attention to one thing more than the length of one or two songs. If you have a long story to tell me, skip to the chase, because I probably won't hear the end or will ask you to repeat yourself many times. This also comes with referencing something you've said to some other thing I've heard or seen before (particularly That 70's Show or Maximum Ride). And some of those things will probably harbor a quote (from a book, song, movie, whatever). So if you want to tell me a story but hate being interrupted, don't expect me to stay quiet for long.
7.) I am not the happiest person in the world. I am depressing and moody and I like to be sarcastic about everything. I hardly care about whatever you tell me unless it's important or something slightly interesting. If you want to tell me something happy or lighthearted like, "OMG HE ASKED ME OUT!!" depending on my mood and interest level, I will most likely wrench out some dark and twisted truth out of whatever statement comes out of your mouth. If not, it will most likely be the beginning of an argument. So if you want me to be serious about something, then come to me with thought-provoking conversations I would care about or books I have read. Find someone else for your mindless gossip.
Basically, I'm not a good person to talk to.
Frequently Used Words:
Yo
Dude
Seriously
Totally
EPIC!
Alrighty
Man
Whoosh! (yeah, I come with my own sound effects)
Wassup?
Like
I'M HUNGWEE!!!
(and various swears...)
Alright, I'm bored with all of you now. Get the hell out of my face >_>
*HUGS!*
TWGS ♥
